Rants of an angry somali man

Just everyday shyt that bothers me....and probably you, too.....basically its mumbles and rambles i ramble to myself....i hope i can release them all here

Tuesday, April 03, 2007


Young girls are developing grown-woman bodies at an alarming rate. Don’t end up going in jail!!

first of all i must admit i haven't been here for a while and i miss blogin' to all my readers bear with me i have just been extremely busy but i'm back now i'll be here like my old self ....sawaz?!!....so lets get it started.......yesterday was another unseasonably warm day in London, and life was wonderful. The birds were singing, folks were smiling, and best of all, women were looking exceptionally good. So good, that I ate my lunch outside today, then hung out on the corner with some of the construction workers from the building site across the street. All we did was ogle women and make dirty old man comments. It was great!

There was a drawback to this half-hour of excellence on the whitechapel street's. This drawback is that some of the women the workers pointed out were teenagers. If you looked at them from the neck down, you wouldn’t know it(save for the occasional bookbag with Spongebob on it). It was pretty unsettling, because that grown woman T&A(thigh's and ass) is enough to fool some guys.

I remember back in uni when you could rely on the saying “If there’s grass on the field, players are gonna play.”

Or this one: “If there’s feathers on the Eagle, it’s legal.”

Nowadays, with all the stuff people are putting in food, young girls get grown woman T&A at an alarmingly fast rate. Not only that, but if that stuff is making them develop fast, chances are, their woman parts are most likely comparable to the Fertile Crescent. Plant a seed, and it will grow!

Now that I’ve managed to scare everybody reading this not named R. Kelly, I am going to ask you all to pay attention to the young girl signs. Usually, her voice will give you an indication as to whether or not she is a teenager. If she sounds like a kid, then you’re probably looking at an all-expense paid trip to the bootyhouse if you sleep with her. Also, her attire will usually tell you all that you need to know. Watch out for extra-bright colors(unless she’s Puerto Rican) and haven't seen lots of dem in london, anything with cartoon characters on it, overdone accessories, and jellies. Only young girls and extremely tacky people wear those ugly rubber things on their feet.

If you have any doubts from that point on, just ask to see ID. It’s easier than you think. Tell the chick that she looks young, and that you don’t believe she’s old enough to be in college/working/etc. Trust me, only underage girls get offended when being called young. Any other woman would be more than happy to hear those words.......ya heard me???

I hope this entry helps keep you all from making any life changing mistakes. I would hate to hear about one of my readers going to see someone they met today, and have this guy walk ouf of the kitchen.......u might end up in jail guyz take care!............i'm off!


At 10:09 AM, Blogger Acolyte said...

I am goin the opposite direction, hittin them 30 and over ladies. I'm getting tired of these 20sumthins with their demands and issues!

At 5:24 AM, Blogger Klara said...

First apology taken in!:=)
This is some great advive, I should be sendin this 2 my bro!
BTW Thanx alot for da hit!
LOL!! Ati tired? I guess of da drama we come with!! bt women are still women above or below 30

At 8:42 PM, Blogger euhippus said...

LOL. Thanks for a good laugh.

At 2:37 PM, Blogger Dahab said...

"only underage girls get offended when being called young. Any other woman would be more than happy to hear those words." You're so close to the truth it's kinda scary......

At 10:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am with Aco on this one, over 30 is where to be now. Issues that cant get be wiped with a tissue....

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