Rants of an angry somali man

Just everyday shyt that bothers me....and probably you, too.....basically its mumbles and rambles i ramble to myself....i hope i can release them all here

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Ethiopian Women: It's Time To Make Peace So This One's For You

Today I was having a discussion with Ahmed,Yasin and Hassan about the inherent sexiness of many Ethiopian women. Then it hit me: I have YET to devote blog space to this topic. Considering that it is definitely one that inspires passion and good memories, I shall proclaim this day "Sexy Ethiopian Woman Day" and write a little something.

Where do I begin? Ah yes...I will start off by talking about the first Ethiopian woman that took my breath away, Rehana. Rehana worked in the women's section of Hechts department store in the summer of 2000. At that time, I had a part time evening job there selling luggage in the downstairs section of the place. Our paths did not cross my first couple of weeks there, but once I caught a glimpse of her, I was never the same. This woman was as close to physically perfect as I could imagine at that point in my life. Beautiful face, sexy legs, nice breasts, perfect ass, just everything you could want. It was as if the woman from your sexiest fantasies were placed right in front of you, selling overpriced blouses to middle-aged women. I was actually a little intimidated to go speak to her at first, especially since this one brother who worked upstairs in the men's suits section was always up in her face whenever I would come around. I realized that I would regret it for the rest of the summer if I didn't make a move, so about after about two more weeks of just smiling at her and saying hello, I approached her. I only had a few days before I was going back to my uni, so I knew it was now or never. To my suprise, she always thought I was handsome and told me she looked forward to seeing my smile whenever I came upstairs. Plus, that fucker in the men's suits department wasn't even her man. He just came over to try to block all the other brothers who might have wanted to talk to her. So we conversed on the phone a few times, but never really got to go out because she had to return to the University of Maryland Eastern Shore before I had to go back to uni. We kept in touch for awhile, but then lost track of each other. So to all my readers, if you know a Rehana that went to UMES, holler at a brother. You'll know if it's the same one I am referring to, because she is fine as all getthefuckouttatown. If you know how I can reach her and hopefully make sweet love to her after a night of fine dining and smooth jazz, e-mail me at feisalpost@hotmail.co.uk

The london area is blessed with more than it's fair share of good-looking Ethiopian women. It's to the point that you don't really notice the average or the less-than attractive Ethiopian women out here that much, because the superstars shine so brightly. I used to meet all kinds of beautiful ones at Anzu in king's cross on Sunday nights. That place used to be a gold mine. I never wrote about it on here before, because I did not want too many of y'all to come through and somalianize/kenyanize my little spot.

Now I know that sounds fucked up, especially coming from a fellow black person, but let me explain. I know some folks read the site, then see comments after each entry and assume that those are the only folks who looked at the entry. Well, it's a significantly higher number of people reading here that never leave comments at all thanx to my blog-tracker. Now, I love ALL my readers, but I don't necessarily want all you motherfuckers up at the same spot as me on the same night. Some of you might not know how to act. Come in there starting fights and smacking bartenders and shit. Hopefully, you're all civilized individuals with home training. I'm willing to bet a few dickheads slipped through the cracks, though. Just remember, I still care about you, even if you are a fuckup. Also, telling too many other dudes about a certified gold mine of good looking women almost guarantees that the next time you go, it will be a swordfight. Men always go places where there are women.I actually know dudes that go to this one club in moorgate, and wait for the male strippers to finish performing and leave, then come in to party with the drunk, horny chicks that are still there. That alone makes it safe to assume that wherever there is pussy, there will be dudes not very far behind in pursuit of it.

But yeah, caledonian road in itself is a haven of beautiful Ethiopian women. Aldgate, as well. If this area has one natural resource, it is an abundance of beautiful Ethiopian women. To my beautiful Ethiopian sisters, I tip my hat to you.

*Legal Disclaimer*

Before you non-Ethiopian women get up in arms and start talking that "Fuck you Feisal" shit, let me just say that I love and appreciate women of ALL races, ethnic backgrounds and social upbringings. I just chose to put this one group in the spotlight today. So get off my gotdamn back. Thank you :) Oh yeah...If you happen to know that girl Rehana, then you're officially not one of the folks I was referring to in paragraph 4.

7 Comments:

At 11:40 PM, Blogger Aya said...

Lol, dude, that is one hell of an APB for Rehana. I always thought men carving out their territory was untrue but you sure let those mofos know who's boss at Anzu's. Good luck with the search.

 
At 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dadi, since i am one of the lurkers you mentioned somewhere above, let me just pop in to say that that APB you put out on Rehana niaje? How in hell do you 'lose track' of a fineness personified? Tsk tsk. Hebu someone help a brother out...have you seen her....

 
At 1:01 AM, Blogger Unyc said...

Enyewe y dint u get her email...pliz hit urself on the back of ur head.

I totaly agree that Ethiopian women r FLY!! Live with them in the same hood n never seen one that is not beautiful. Ethiopians were blessed with everything physical. Nice hair, body, looks...

I hear Ethiopian men are horrible in bed n thats y the chics prefer Kenyan men...

 
At 2:37 AM, Blogger Rant's of an angry somali man said...

aya...its not just carving territory a certified honeypot should alwayz be kept under wraps.

aegeus.........usiki jo mpaka leo i couldn't believe the way a lost her a brother needs help here!

unyc.....i guess i was young and naive girlz like her don't come twice guss i'll have to live with that....au vipi?

 
At 3:31 AM, Blogger Unyc said...

Dont lose hope. The world is a small place. probably she is in he same dilemma as u r.

Ni milima tu haipatani...

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger Acolyte said...

I do agree Ethiopian women are hot! If they were more social with KEnyan men, Kenyan women wouldnt stand a chance!
I do feel you on hoarding your joint! I would do the same thing too!

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger John Thomas said...

Aii dadii words of encouragement God will make a way where there seems to be np way

 

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