Rants of an angry somali man

Just everyday shyt that bothers me....and probably you, too.....basically its mumbles and rambles i ramble to myself....i hope i can release them all here

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Dry Humped On The bakerloo Line

Its been long while can't believe i haven't been bloggin'.......yaani basically the whole of july have not blogged .......was so busy at the hospital.........tellin u guyz about it gets me depressed.......so lemme right somethin lively tha'll get my writing juices up n going.........aight!!...Not sure if I told this story before, and I'm even more unsure if the world really needs to know this...



Hell, you all know enough crazy things about me by now to know that I don't embarass easily. That said, I shall tell the story of my adventure one morning going to work taking the underground Line.



It was a nice summer day in july. I was running a tad bit behind my usual time arriving at work, but was in no rush at all. The only drawback of my arrival time at the underground station was that at that point every day it got realy crowded on the bakerloo Line. Since I lived right near a station at the time, it didn't make sense to travel to another station to avoid the rush...Plus traffic was a bitch everyday out there.



So the train arrives, and as I anticipated, it was really crowded. I ended up standing between a wall on the rail car and between this lady with a red dress on. I smiled at her as I got on and said something along the lines of "This is what I get for oversleeping" or something to that effect. She smiled and said one of the standard responses from the hoodrat handbook, "I know that's right."



I can't lie..the red dress lady was kinda cute. She was a couple hamburgers across the thick/fat line, but she wasn't too far gone. Plus, her booty made up for the little bit of excesses everywhere else.



Initially, I was just in a zone, thinking about nothing but work. So as the train gets more and more crowded, she backs up on me more and more. Eventually, she backs that thang up on me, and I realize that she's begun swaying side to side gently. At first I thought "What the fuck?!? This chick is dry humping me on the bakerloo Line!?!?"



Then, I started feeling a little...tingly. That shit started to feel gooder than a motherfucker.* abdalla Jr. jr was wide the fuck awake...To the point that I had to cover my shit with my work portfolio when I got off the train so as not to draw attention to the boner. I really wish I didn't have to switch lines at Baker street, because I bet if I had stayed on there and actually talked to her, she would have broken me off something TERRIBLE. I'm sure if random gropage felt that good, she probably has incredible tang. I'm talking Snatch of Legend. I might be writing about toe curling, fantastic sex right now as opposed to getting groped by a stranger in public and actually kinda liking it.



Now, to all of you impressionable readers, I do not, repeat, DO NOT recommend that you try this. That's an easy way to catch a case, or get the shit beat outta you. Besides, it's rather...trampish. The only time groping strangers is acceptable these days is on the dancefloor, preferably after both parties have been drinking.



* note: I know that "gooder" is not a word, but felt so tingly and sparkly and magnificent that I had to use a word that does not exist to describe how horny I got...I was such a hebitchmanslutwhore that day......yep!.....i had to let that out!!!.........so i'm back now here to blog as kawaida..........baadhen basi wote!

14 Comments:

At 11:21 AM, Blogger Unheardphilosopher said...

I am just wondering what triggered the memory!!!

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger Aya said...

LOOL! You are no good, I tell ya'. Look, whatever makes the work commute a little gooder, right?

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger Acolyte said...

Boss you must have enjoyed yourself thoroughly! You should have gotten her number and finished the job!

 
At 2:54 AM, Blogger Klara said...

It's so good to see u back n this time plz stay!!
LOL! I had missed reading your stories It's like ma there!!! LOL

 
At 5:36 AM, Blogger DARK CHILD said...

mtoto we! thats one crazy entry but it had me LOL!

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger Rant's of an angry somali man said...

UNHEARDPHILOSOPHER....can't really say what triggered the memory...may be was feeling kinda gooder u never know!

AYA....yeah 4real!.....whatever it takes!...u damn right aya!!

ACOLYTE...yaani wacha tu aco.....i live to regret it especially coz of her being a spanish mamacita which is my speciality....learned the language coz of them!....that was the best time to use it...aight?

KLARA...missed ya too.....don't worry love me is back in full swing makin' this blog feel gooder...sawa?

DARK CHILD.....thanx 4 the compliments na bado zitakuja tu!!

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Atom said...

hey careful not too much details next time and please a little more respect for women eh

 
At 2:27 PM, Blogger Firefly said...

Hi F, how are you? Good to see ya blogging again!

 
At 4:14 AM, Blogger AMTAF! said...

LOL! The things that make our days, eh? Good to see you blogging again, and not ranting!

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Rant's of an angry somali man said...

ATOM....sorry sis this is the only place i can let off....n she's the one that disrepected me...lolz!...no worries have my uttermost respect 4 ladies!!

FIREFLY....good to see ya too!.....howz u?....long time huh!?....otherwise me iz back!

AMTAF...won't be ranting 4 while coz i love summer it be crazy out of all.

 
At 3:00 PM, Blogger my thoughts said...

ok..ok....
Abdalla Jr. Jr. ha?

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger kipepeo said...

lol...that had me laughing for a good while...

 
At 3:42 AM, Blogger Aegeus said...

Dude, now catching "rubs" on your way to waSK...hehehe!! Tell me you took the same train the following day trying to find the mama...

 
At 12:06 AM, Blogger kny@hart said...

ohhh.... dude (or should i say porn star on tha mornin train) am with aco on that one!

 

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